The Best Funny Blonde Jokes

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This is our collection of funny jokes and stories that are tagged as “blonde jokes” but which are not in the Blonde Jokes category.

We hope you enjoy them, and please share our posts with your friends if you do. Thanks.

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The Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man […]

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Three Women Went Down To Mexico

Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they […]

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Drive-Thru

So the other day I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put […]

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The Lawyer’s New Client

A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The lawyer’s new client turned out to be a […]

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Riding The Range

A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians captured him, tied the cowboy up and took him back […]

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Desert Island

One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island, in the middle of the vast ocean and all alone for ten years, was sitting on the beach […]

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The Circus Lion Tamer

A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a […]

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Blonde Picnic

There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and […]

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The Blonde Antelope

And you thought it was just humans who had their blonde moments!  Take a look at the antelope in this short video from You Tube and you will soon appreciate […]

The Overweight Blonde

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days.  This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 […]