A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The client turned out to be a very attractive young blonde mother. The lawyer called the young woman into his office, and asked her what he could do for […]
The Best Funny Blonde Jokes
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One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
A circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The […]
A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies. For a while […]
A blonde woman is driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stops for a red light, and she catches up and stops alongside it. The blonde woman jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
So I’m driving down the highway with my girlfriend in my Mustang convertible, and we get stuck in heavy traffic. She is blonde by the way, a stereo-typical blonde in many ways, head full of air, and that’s not just because we had the top down either, it’s just the […]
And you thought it was just humans who had their blonde moments! Take a look at the antelope in this short video from You Tube and you will soon appreciate that there are blondes too in the animal kingdom.
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]
A blonde girl from the city was out driving and found herself in a rural area. Being a blonde city girl, this was unfamiliar territory for her. She spotted a farm animal in a field, standing next to a farmer, and stopped the car to ask the farmer a question. “Sir,” […]
