One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
Jokes tagged as: blonde
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A circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The […]
A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies. For a while […]
One winter day in the Midwest USA, as a truck stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops alongside. The driver jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
So I’m driving down the highway with my girlfriend in my Mustang convertible, and we get stuck in heavy traffic. She is blonde by the way, a stereo-typical blonde in many ways, head full of air, and that’s not just because we had the top down either, it’s just the […]
And you thought it was just humans who had their blonde moments! Take a look at this antelope, and you will soon appreciate that there are blondes too in the animal kingdom.
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked […]
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. […]