Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
The Best Funny Blonde Jokes
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A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The client turned out to be a very attractive young blonde mother. The lawyer called the young woman into his office, and asked her what he could do for […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a job interview. One was a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other was a gorgeous blonde woman about […]
A blonde woman is driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stops for a red light, and she catches up and stops alongside it. The blonde woman jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
And you thought it was just humans who had their blonde moments! Take a look at the antelope in this short video from You Tube and you will soon appreciate that there are blondes too in the animal kingdom.
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]