The Best Funny Blanket Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/media/blanket-cotton-fashion-furniture-comfortYou might be surprised to find this collection of Blanket Jokes, but amazingly enough there are quite a few jokes involving blankets.

Whether it’s buying a blanket, snuggling up under a blanket or maybe even hiding under a blanket, there’s a joke in there somewhere.

A blanket could of course also refer to a widespread covering of snow, so you just might find a few cold winter jokes in here as well.


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Blankets

I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us. In a state of shock and anticipation, […]

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After An Evening Out

A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi […]

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A Little Flea

One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready […]

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Thick Snow

It had been a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been a colder winter than normal and […]

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Are You A Little Boy Or A Little Girl?

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby called to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby […]

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Blonde Picnic

There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and […]

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City Scouts

Some boy scouts who were from a city scout troop were out on a camping trip in the woods, something that the city kids hadn’t done before. On their first […]

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Daytime Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she […]

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. […]