I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us. In a state of shock and anticipation, she said to me, “Oh Roger, you haven’t been like this for 20 years” I twisted my arm and said, […]
The Best Funny Blanket Jokes
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You might be surprised to find this collection of Blanket Jokes, but amazingly enough there are quite a few jokes involving blankets.
Whether it’s buying a blanket, snuggling up under a blanket or maybe even hiding under a blanket, there’s a joke in there somewhere.
A blanket could of course also refer to a widespread covering of snow, so you just might find a few cold winter jokes in here as well.
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A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi that had given her a ride home and quietly approached the house. She then opened the front door, took her […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
It had been a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been a colder winter than normal and there had been three months of unbroken blizzards, one heavy snow storm after another. As a result, most of Scotland […]
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby called to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling. “What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
Some boy scouts who were from a city scout troop were out on a camping trip in the woods, something that the city kids hadn’t done before. On their first evening, the mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]
A man and a woman, both total strangers who had never met before, were the victims of a booking mix up when they found themselves booked in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After their initial embarrassment of finding themselves in a small compartment with bunk beds and on […]
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Although they were initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, […]