I just rushed home from work, pulled my wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over us. In a state of shock and anticipation, […]
The Best Funny Blanket Jokes
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You might be surprised to find this collection of Blanket Jokes, but amazingly enough there are quite a few jokes involving blankets.
Whether it’s buying a blanket, snuggling up under a blanket or maybe even hiding under a blanket, there’s a joke in there somewhere.
A blanket could of course also refer to a widespread covering of snow, so you just might find a few cold winter jokes in here as well.
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A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready […]
It had been a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been a colder winter than normal and […]
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby called to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and […]
Some boy scouts who were from a city scout troop were out on a camping trip in the woods, something that the city kids hadn’t done before. On their first […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she […]
A man and a woman, both total strangers who had never met before, were the victims of a booking mix up when they found themselves booked in the same sleeping […]
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. […]