A priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how his posting was working out. “How are you doing up here?” the Bishop asked the priest. “It’s really cold,” the priest answered. “If it […]
The Best Funny Bishop Jokes
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The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the […]
A young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two nuns looked at him in a strange way and replied in a sing song manner, “You got up on the […]
In the Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, “The Lord be with you” and the congregation used to respond by saying, “And with thy spirit”. However, with the modernizing of the liturgy, the minister now says, “The Lord be with you,” and everyone responds […]
THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]
