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The Best Funny Bishop Jokes

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The Bishop, one of the most senior clergymen in the Christian church, and the topic of many jokes over the years.

A big thank you to all those bishops who have been on the receiving end of bishop jokes. An even bigger thank you to those of you who have laughed at them.

We hope you enjoy this selection of funny bishop jokes. if you do, please share our posts to help spread some smiles around.

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The Bishop And Ann O’Rourke

The Bishop and Ann O’Rourke is a wonderfully funny poem written by Reverend Andrew Neaum that we thought would be perfect for our Irish Jokes category. You can read more about the author at the end of this article. Dublin, though it’s full of priestsAnd has a certain charmIs very […]

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Religious Jokes

A Church In Alaska

A priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how his posting was working out. “How are you doing up here?” the Bishop asked the priest. “It’s really cold,” the priest answered. “If it […]

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Religious Jokes

The Bishop

The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the […]

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Religious Jokes

The Young Priest

The young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two nuns looked at him in a strange way and replied in a sing song manner, “You got up on the […]

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Religious Jokes

May The Lord Be With You

In the Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman says, “May the Lord be with you” and the congregation used to respond by saying, “And with thy spirit”. However, with the modernizing of the liturgy, the minister now says, “The Lord be with you,” and everyone […]

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Bad Jokes

The Bells Of Notre Dame

THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]