An really old man was celebrating his 115th birthday, and he was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl about 19 years old served the old […]
Jokes tagged as: birthday
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A married man thought he would give his wife a lovely birthday surprise by buying a bra for her. He entered a “ladies” shop, and was rather intimidated by the sight of all the lingerie around him, but a pretty young sales girl took charge to help him. “What colour […]
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Darling, what would you like for your birthday present?” Wife: “I really don’t think I should say”. Husband: “Well, how about a diamond ring?” Wife: “You know I don’t care much for diamonds”. Husband: “How about a mink coat […]
Bill works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bill! How […]