His birthday was only a few weeks away, so little Johnny asked his father if he could have a mountain bike for a birthday present. His father said, “Son, Mom and I would buy you a mountain bike, but the mortgage on this house is $350,000 and your mother just […]
Jokes tagged as: birthday
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It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683
Murphy, who (at least in his own mind) was ever caring and sensitive to his wife’s needs, bought her a pair of rubber gloves for her birthday. When he later asked her how she was getting on with them, she said, “They’re really very good Murphy. When you’ve got them […]
On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance as she walked out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she had dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago, and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and 50, and 50 is just bloody old. So, I didn’t feel great, and oh boy was I feeling depressed as […]
An really old man was celebrating his 115th birthday, and he was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl about 19 years old served the old […]
A married man thought he would give his wife a lovely birthday surprise by buying a bra for her. He entered a “ladies” shop, and was rather intimidated by the sight of all the lingerie around him, but a pretty young sales girl took charge to help him. “What colour […]
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Darling, what would you like for your birthday present?” Wife: “I really don’t think I should say”. Husband: “Well, how about a diamond ring?” Wife: “You know I don’t care much for diamonds”. Husband: “How about a mink coat […]
Bill works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bill! How […]
