Once upon a time there were two old maid sisters who had never been with a man before and who being now middle aged were both still virgins. One Friday […]
The Best Funny birthday
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Two old ladies were sitting on a bench in the garden at their old folks home when an elderly man approached them. Being in a mood for playing tricks, one […]
This should give you a chuckle, my brother’s birthday present. For his birthday, I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong, […]
The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level and doing his best to show them that just because he was old didn’t mean […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 […]
His birthday was only a few weeks away, so little Johnny asked his father if he could have a mountain bike for a birthday present. His father said, “Son, Mom […]
It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the […]
My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I […]
Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February […]
Murphy, who (at least in his own mind) was ever caring and sensitive to his wife’s needs, bought her a pair of rubber gloves for her birthday. When he later […]
Let me tell you about a wife’s 40th birthday and how things turned out. On her 40th birthday, his wife did a little dance and walked out of the bedroom, […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and […]