The Best Funny birthday

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Pre-School Physical Examination

Timmy and his mother were in the doctor’s office for his pre-school physical examination. The receptionist, after completing his medical history form, asked him, “Timmy, when is your birthday?” “February 20th”, Timmy replied. “What year?”, the receptionist asked him. “Every year”, said Timmy, jumping up and down with joy. https://www.pickpik.com/kids-mom-child-child-portrait-family-kid-110683

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Rubber Gloves

Murphy, who (at least in his own mind) was ever caring and sensitive to his wife’s needs, bought her a pair of rubber gloves for her birthday. When he later asked her how she was getting on with them, she said, “They’re really very good Murphy. When you’ve got them […]

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Wife’s 40th Birthday

On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance as she walked out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she had dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, […]

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