An elderly woman goes into an upscale pet shop in Brooklyn, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a bird who is a […]
The Best Funny Bird Jokes
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This is a collection of funny Bird Jokes and if you have ever watched any birds, you will know that they are naturally just funny creatures.
Personally I love watching Seagulls trying to steal food from a bar or restaurant, or Chickens and Geese strutting around as if they rule the roost. Penguins are also a lot of fun to watch and Parrots or any other talking birds can be really entertaining.
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Michael from Dublin passed the auditions and appeared on Irish television in the game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. He was doing amazingly well and towards the end of the program he had already won €500,000. “You have done very well so far Michael”, said the show’s presenter, […]
This is what happens after you spend a passionate night with a strange bird. The aftermath of a passionate night is embarrassment beyond belief!
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit a duck, but the bird fell into a farmer’s field that was on the other side of a fence. As […]
David will never forget the year that he received a parrot for his birthday, because it was without a doubt an abusive parrot. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. The parrot just seemed to love shouting out abusive words and the more […]
So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, I haven’t seen you in a while. What on earth happened to you, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” […]
I had to laugh out loud when I read the following review for this Garden Bird Feeding Station on Amazon. It was obviously written by someone with a great sense of humour and if you don’t believe it’s real, see the review on the Amazon site: Once fully erect, I […]
You may love your cat, while I have often thought that cats are evil. If you had to, would you know where to look for signs your cat may be trying to kill you? Have you ever wondered where your cat’s loyalty lies? Dogs are mostly loyal to their humans, […]
A businessman on a long haul flight took his seat only to find that his neighbor in the first class cabin was a parrot. The aircraft took off and the flight attendant asked what the pair of them would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” the […]
A seagull in the UK has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking and then boldly walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by […]
Frostie, the funniest dancing bird on the planet, jives to the Blues Brothers & Ray Charles hit from their Definitive Collection Album! Frostie is a 20-year-old Bare-Eyed Cockatoo, otherwise known as a Little Corella.