A man had a parrot and all it would do is sit in its cage all day saying, “Cracker want a polly. Cracker want a polly”. One of the man’s […]
The Best Funny Bird Jokes
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, […]
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already […]
Short pigeon jokes? You were looking for short pigeon jokes right? I’m just curious what brought you here looking for this type of joke? Just in case you were wondering, […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the […]
Paddy and Murphy were out for a walk in the country to get some exercise and fresh air and also truth be known, to get away from their wives for […]
Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits that his wife was getting from her two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She had got into […]
Murphy’s son Finan was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell to the ground, […]
Have you ever had to deal with a plague of pigeons? Well, a few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in […]
While he was on a walk through the woods with a friend, a man noticed a large black bird that was perched in a nearby tree. “You know”, the man […]
Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go… A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking […]