This is a collection of funny Bird Jokes and if you have ever watched any birds, you will know that they are naturally just funny creatures.
Personally I love watching Seagulls trying to steal food from a bar or restaurant, or Chickens and Geese strutting around as if they rule the roost. Penguins are also a lot of fun to watch and Parrots or any other talking birds can be really entertaining.
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A man had a parrot and all it would do is sit in its cage all day saying, “Cracker want a polly. Cracker want a polly”. One of the man’s friends heard the bird saying this and remarked, “That bird is really stupid!” The owner said, “Actually he isn’t stupid […]
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
Short pigeon jokes? You were looking for short pigeon jokes right? I’m just curious what brought you here looking for this type of joke? Just in case you were wondering, this is a collection of short jokes about pigeons not a collection of jokes about short pigeons. Pigeon legs are […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
Paddy and Murphy were out for a walk in the country to get some exercise and fresh air and also truth be known, to get away from their wives for a few hours. They had been on their country walk for about a mile when Paddy looked up and said, […]
Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits that his wife was getting from her two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She had got into the habit of wining and dining them royally and on one occasion she practically forced Murphy to kill the two […]
Murphy’s son Finan was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell to the ground, the door came open and the chickens went running off in different directions. The young boy was mad at himself […]
Have you ever had to deal with a plague of pigeons? Well, a few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the city. True story, I kid you not. Well maybe I do tell a few fibs, this is a bit […]
While he was on a walk through the woods with a friend, a man noticed a large black bird that was perched in a nearby tree. “You know”, the man said to his friend, “I’ve always wondered what the difference is between a raven and a crow”. “You have to […]
Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go… A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she went over and asked the sales clerk if he could […]