A man had a parrot and all it would do is sit in its cage all day saying, “Cracker want a polly. Cracker want a polly”. One of the man’s […]
The Best Funny Bird Jokes
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This is a collection of funny Bird Jokes and if you have ever watched any birds, you will know that they are naturally just funny creatures.
Personally I love watching Seagulls trying to steal food from a bar or restaurant, or Chickens and Geese strutting around as if they rule the roost. Penguins are also a lot of fun to watch and Parrots or any other talking birds can be really entertaining.
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