We went to see a cycle race in Sherwood Forest today. It was advertised as a spectacular event with all the entrants being dressed up as the famous local outlaw from Sherwood Forest. We found a place to stand and wait for the competitors and it wasn’t long before the […]
The Best Funny bicycle
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An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the first student couldn’t help but admire his fellow student’s bicycle. He asked his fellow student, “Where did you get such […]
His birthday was only a few weeks away, so little Johnny asked his father if he could have a mountain bike for a birthday present. His father said, “Son, Mom and I would buy you a mountain bike, but the mortgage on this house is $350,000 and your mother just […]
I decided to buy a bicycle and was browing in the cycle shop, when a young, athletic looking clerk approached me. It was shortly before my 40th birthday, and realising that I was woefully out of shape, it was time to do something about it. Buying a bicycle seemed like […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
There were these two priests who rode their bicycles to church every Sunday. Well, one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bicycle. The other priest asked where his bicycle was. The first priest said, “I don’t know, but I think it got stolen!” The other […]
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket, for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area. “Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
Have you tried hitchhiking after 60! This video shows what happens when you try and hitchhike in your older years.