Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
The Best Funny bible
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I believe it is in the book of Genesis where the Bible says: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth”. What it doesn’t say though, is that God then made the earth round. And then she laughed and laughed […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the lost Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! His prize posession, […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a […]
A Jewish man has been in business for many, many years, and the business is literally going down the drain, with the changes in the economy as well as the changes in technology and the way of life. The man is seriously contemplating suicide, and he doesn’t know what to […]
When you think of the Bible according to kids, it’s not surprising that many kids mis-understand many of the stories, because of the big words and the situations that they are describing. Even many adults struggle to understand the stories in the Bible and don’t always interpret them the right […]
A new pastor was out paying a parish visit to the homes of his parishioners, because the bishop had decided that more parish visits would be a good idea to help boost the congregation and of course to help with the church donations. At one house that the pastor visited, […]