A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
The Best Funny bible
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Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, ‘Let there be light.‘ […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! He took the good […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a […]
A Jewish man has been in business for many, many years, and the business is literally going down the drain, with the changes in the economy as well as the changes in technology and the way of life. The man is seriously contemplating suicide, and he doesn’t know what to […]
When you think of the Bible according to kids, it’s not surprising that many kids mis-understand many of the stories, because of the big words and the situations that they are describing. Even many adults struggle to understand the stories in the Bible and don’t always interpret them the right […]
