You can’t have a jokes site without Bible jokes can you and we have some classic Bible jokes here on The Laughline which we hope you will get some good laughs out of.
An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really have a clue as to what he wanted to do when he finished school and he […]
The Best Funny Bible Jokes
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You can’t have a jokes site without Bible jokes can you and we have some classic Bible jokes here on The Laughline which we hope you will get some good laughs out of.
The Bible itself has some interesting stories to find fun in, especially in the Old Testament, but there are also lots of jokes and funny stories regarding children learning the Bible or people interpreting the Bible differently.
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A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned. Her grandmother was really pleased with her granddaughter’s progress, until one day when she asked her this question: “Which virgin was the mother […]
A man was really frustrated with the poor service that he was getting on his rail journeys, so he wrote a letter of complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutan was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
A Christian father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before she went to bed one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, […]
A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of […]
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?“, but what if the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?“ One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden […]
When you are retired and your mind often has nothing better to do, it can often ramble about and present you with lots of apparently random thoughts. Being a Baby Boomer and also currently unemployed, which is rather like being retired, as you lose track of what day of the […]