You can’t have a jokes site without Bible jokes can you and we have some classic Bible jokes here on The Laughline which we hope you will get some good laughs out of.
An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really have a clue as to what he wanted to do when he finished school and he […]
The Best Funny Bible Jokes
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You can’t have a jokes site without Bible jokes can you and we have some classic Bible jokes here on The Laughline which we hope you will get some good laughs out of.
The Bible itself has some interesting stories to find fun in, especially in the Old Testament, but there are also lots of jokes and funny stories regarding children learning the Bible or people interpreting the Bible differently.
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A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned. Her grandmother was really pleased with her granddaughter’s progress, until one day when she asked her this question: “Which virgin was the mother […]
A man was really frustrated with the poor service that he was getting on his rail journeys, so he wrote a letter of complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutan was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
One Sunday morning, Ellen took a friend of hers, who was blind to church with her. While they were waiting for the Sunday service to begin, there were several children in the congregation who were fascinated with her friend’s Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see what […]
Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
I believe it is in the book of Genesis where the Bible says: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth”. What it doesn’t say though, is that God then made the earth round. And then she laughed and laughed […]
A Christian father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before she went to bed one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the lost Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! His prize posession, […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
One day, during the Sunday service, a preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, whether it was old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a […]