The Best Funny Bernadette Jokes

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Here are some jokes about Bernadette, which is a good Irish Catholic name for a good Irish Catholic girl.

Girls called Bernadette are often named after Saint Bernadette, the young woman who saw apparitions of the Virgin Mary in a grotto in Lourdes in France, now a major pilgrimage site.

I have it on good authority that the term “Bernadette” means literally the act of torching a mortgage.

Bad joke, I know. Well, enjoy our selection of Bernadette jokes.

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