A man walks into bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks what they would like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and […]
Jokes tagged as: beer
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A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender stared at him, thinking that he looked rather unusual, but then decided this was rather rude, so he poured the man a beer and placed the foaming glass in front of […]
This is a joke that only beer drinkers would understand… In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked […]
I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. The note read: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother.” So I did what any man would do in that situation… […]
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river.
This is a great Heineken commercial from 2010 in the UK. It has to be in my opinion one of the best commercials of the year in the UK.
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing […]
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections, I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a […]