So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
The Best Funny Beer Jokes
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I hope you enjoy the collection of beer jokes we have here for you.
Beer! You can drink it, get drunk on it, sing about it (especially when drunk) and with so many different types of beer (some better than others).
There are loads of jokes and funny stories about beer from all over the world and we are pleased to offer this collection for you to chuckle over.
Beer comes in all forms, from Real Ale to Stout and Lager, and then there are places that claim to brew beer, like Budweiser, but real men know better right!
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “A glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? Never heard of it”, the bartended replied. “Surely you have?” the man responded. “No, really, we don’t stock it”, the bartended replied. “What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?” “I’m […]
We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic, all the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven wondered where God had got to and search parties were sent out to find him. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him […]
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There are a quiet “Amen” […]
This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
A woman walked into the kitchen of their house to find her husband standing in the kitchen holding a fly swatter. He was standing still, the fly swatter held up as if ready to strike. “What on earth are you doing?” his wife asked him. “I’m hunting flies” her husband […]
Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer. Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” The man said, “No, why […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]