God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic, all the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven wondered where God had got to and search parties were sent out to find him. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him […]
The Best Funny Beer Jokes
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I hope you enjoy the collection of beer jokes we have here for you.
Beer! You can drink it, get drunk on it, sing about it (especially when drunk) and with so many different types of beer (some better than others).
There are loads of jokes and funny stories about beer from all over the world and we are pleased to offer this collection for you to chuckle over.
Beer comes in all forms, from Real Ale to Stout and Lager, and then there are places that claim to brew beer, like Budweiser, but real men know better right!
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There are a quiet “Amen” […]
This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
A woman walked into the kitchen of their house to find her husband standing in the kitchen holding a fly swatter. He was standing still, the fly swatter held up as if ready to strike. “What on earth are you doing?” his wife asked him. “I’m hunting flies” her husband […]
Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer. Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” The man said, “No, why […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]
Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening Sister Mary?” The second nun answered her, […]
Having moved house three years ago this week, I just came across this email about The Man Code that someone sent me a long time ago and thought it might be a good post to go along with it. The Man Code and Moving House. By long time ago I […]
Do you remember having the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons. Suddenly, I had memories come flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub, which […]
