Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer. Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” The man said, “No, why […]
The Best Funny Beer Jokes
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I hope you enjoy the collection of beer jokes we have here for you.
Beer! You can drink it, get drunk on it, sing about it (especially when drunk) and with so many different types of beer (some better than others).
There are loads of jokes and funny stories about beer from all over the world and we are pleased to offer this collection for you to chuckle over.
Beer comes in all forms, from Real Ale to Stout and Lager, and then there are places that claim to brew beer, like Budweiser, but real men know better right!
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]
Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening Sister Mary?” The second nun answered her, […]
Having moved house three years ago this week, I just came across this email about The Man Code that someone sent me a long time ago and thought it might be a good post to go along with it. The Man Code and Moving House. By long time ago I […]
Do you remember having the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons. Suddenly, I had memories come flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub, which […]
Scientists for Health Canada recently issued a beer warning, suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the […]
A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia when he sees a sign in front of a restaurant that reads: “HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL – LOBSTER TAIL and BEER”. “Lord almighty” he says to himself… “my three favorite things!!”
A man walks into bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks what they would like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and […]
A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender stared at him, thinking that he looked rather unusual, but then decided this was rather rude, so he poured the man a beer and placed the foaming glass in front of […]
