Having moved house three years ago this week, I just came across this email about The Man Code that someone sent me a long time ago and thought it might be a good post to go along with it. The Man Code and Moving House. By long time ago I […]
Jokes tagged as: Beer Jokes
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I hope you enjoy the collection of beer jokes we have here for you.
Beer! You can drink it, get drunk on it, sing about it (especially when drunk) and with so many different types of beer (some better than others).
There are loads of jokes and funny stories about beer from all over the world and we are pleased to offer this collection for you to chuckle over.
Beer comes in all forms, from Real Ale to Stout and Lager, and then there are places that claim to brew beer, like Budweiser, but real men know better right!
Do you remember having the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons. Suddenly, I had memories come flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub, which […]
Scientists for Health Canada recently issued a beer warning, suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the […]
A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia when he sees a sign in front of a restaurant that reads: “HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL – LOBSTER TAIL and BEER”. “Lord almighty” he says to himself… “my three favorite things!!”
A man walks into bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks what they would like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and […]
A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender stared at him, thinking that he looked rather unusual, but then decided this was rather rude, so he poured the man a beer and placed the foaming glass in front of […]
This is a joke that only beer drinkers would understand… In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked […]
I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. The note read: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother.” So I did what any man would do in that situation… […]
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river. Then he moved on to beer, and said he would like to get all the beer and dump it in the river […]
This is a great Heineken commercial from 2010 in the UK. It has to be in my opinion one of the best commercials of the year in the UK.
