Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife put her foot down and told him in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t going on the trip. Well naturally […]
The Best Funny Beer Jokes
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Are you up for some beer jokes? Well I hope you enjoy the collection of beer jokes we have here for you.
Beer! You can drink it, get drunk on it, sing about it (especially when drunk) and with so many different types of beer (some better than others).
There are loads of jokes and funny stories about beer from all over the world and we are pleased to offer this collection for you to chuckle over.
Beer comes in all forms, from Real Ale to Stout and Lager, and then there are places that claim to brew beer, like Budweiser, but real men know better right!
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A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. Well, everybody in the bar stood up, except for a drunk who was standing over in the far corner. The […]
To all the ladies reading this, I’m sure you know how hard it is to find the perfect gift for the special man in your life. As a man, I know it’s very often hard to find the perfect gift to please your woman, but this dilemna does work both […]
I got to thinking last night, as you do after a few beers and you know what, I think that life is all backwards. I know, that sounds like a load of rubbish, especially after I have had a few beers, but drinking beer sometimes does send me off into […]
Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder and rain. The two of them ran through the woods for about ten minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching […]
A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that. As the young woman gathered up her clothes and quickly disappeared, the Southern wife did what any good Southern wife would do. With what appeared like […]
This is an English love poem which I thought was so sweet and appropriate I couldn’t not share it with you. Nobody quite writes poetry like us English, you have to admit, although the Scottish might disagree over the works of this Rabbie Burns fellow. But ha, he’s got nothing […]
So these two friends met after not having seen each other for a number of years. I’m sure you have done it, literally just walked past someone in the street and recognized them as a friend from the long distant past. I know I have, several times and it’s amazing […]
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Can I have a glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? I’ve never heard of it”, the bartended replied. “Surely you have?” the man responded. “No, really, we don’t stock it”, the bartended replied. “What is it? Some kind […]
Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]
We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]