I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a […]
The Best Funny Beautiful Woman Jokes
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This is a collection of some of the best funny Beautiful Woman Jokes you will find anywhere.
A beautiful woman can make a man lose his senses and get him into a lot of trouble, especially when his genitals start doing the thinking rather than his brain.
We hope you enjoy this collection of beautiful woman jokes and please do share them if you enjoy them. It would be a shame to just keep them to yourselves.
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An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]
Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold […]
I was on the train the other day and asked a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me, “I love the perfume you are wearing, what is it called? […]
Do you know that their is a strong relationship between two eyes? It’s true, every word of it. Would I lie to you? Think about it. Your two eyes blink […]
A small tourist hotel in a beach resort was filled with gossip due to an afternoon wedding that was being held there. There was nothing out of the ordinary about […]
On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine […]
A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled […]
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman. Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at […]
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So […]
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”. His wife, who was a […]