An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]
The Best Funny Beautiful Girl
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So the guy bought her a drink and they sat and chatted for a while, during which he just couldn’t take […]
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. He is very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. He tells […]