A man went on a visit to the Memphis zoo and was admiring a bear that was fast asleep in it’s enclosure. “What kind of bear is that sleeping in there?” he asked one of the zoo keepers. “Himalayan”, the zoo keeper replied. “Yes I see that”, the visitor said, […]
The Best Funny bear
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One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
One lovely sunny morning in the big forest, the Bear family is just waking up. The warmth of the sun shining through their bedroom windows has been strong enough to wake everyone from their slumbers. Baby Bear crawls out of bed, goes to the bathroom, then he goes downstairs and […]
Frank was really excited because he had purchased a new rifle and decided to try his luck at bear hunting. So, he traveled up to Alaska, went out into the wilderness, where he spotted a small brown bear and shot it through the head. Soon after, there was a tap […]
The pastor and the bear is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go bear hunting up in the mountains. So off he drove that Sunday morning in his 4×4 wagon, until he came […]
This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and […]