When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m sitting under a huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some traditional wood instruments of that […]
Jokes tagged as: beach
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It was a record breaking hot sunny day and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked at the beach in Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he placed his hat over his private parts. Mrs O’Sullivan walked past him and said with a laugh, […]
I love to go to the beach, don’t you? You just never know who or what you might see at the beach, it’s a great place to people watch. Well, a couple lived near the ocean and they used to walk the beach a lot, most days in fact. One […]
A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doctor, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas. The weather was so great there, and the ocean was so calm and blue, I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest […]
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?” “Yes.” she replied. […]
There was a highway service area which was located on a main road that led to the beach. In the summer, the pump attendant was used to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up with fuel after a day out at the beach. […]
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach when a tidal wave comes rushing towards the shore. Her grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, this huge wave appears from […]
