Baggy shorts or Speedos? What’s your preference when going to the beach? Baggy shorts might be more comfortable, but those European men in their Speedos sure know how to pull the girls. An Irishman was vacationing in Miami, Florida and could not understand why his friend Jean Paul from France […]
The Best Funny Beach Jokes
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One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
Murphy had been working as retail clerk in Dublin for a few months and he was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing up”, his doctor declared. “You need a holiday Murphy. Go up to Donegal and soak your feet in the ocean and you’ll feel better”. […]
When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m sitting under a huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some traditional wood instruments of that […]
It was a record breaking hot sunny day in County Galway, Ireland and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked on the beach at Dogs Bay in Connemara, the finest sandiest beach in the whole of County Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep his private parts from getting […]
A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]
I love to go to the beach, don’t you? You just never know who or what you might see at the beach, it’s a great place to people watch. Well, a couple lived near the ocean and they used to walk the beach a lot, most days in fact. One […]
A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doctor, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas. The weather was so great there, and the ocean was so calm and blue, I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest […]
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?” “Yes.” she replied. […]
There was a highway service area which was located on a main road that led to the beach. In the summer, the pump attendant was used to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up with fuel after a day out at the beach. […]
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach when a tidal wave comes rushing towards the shore. Her grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, this huge wave appears from […]