The Best Funny Bathroom Jokes

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There are a lot of bathroom jokes, but the Americans have made a British term for the room where you take a bath into something rather different.

In the USA, the bathroom (or restroom) is another term for the toilet. Why it’s called that I really don’t know, since you don’t go to the toilet to take a bath. I guess some people go to the toilet to have a rest, but I’m not sure that’s a big enough percentage to earn it the name “restroom”!

Anyways, here are some bathroom jokes for you to enjoy.

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Two Old Maid Sisters

Once upon a time there were two old maid sisters who had never been with a man before and who being now middle aged were both still virgins. One Friday […]

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Toilet Trained

Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the […]

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What Does Your Wife Do All Day

Have you ever stopped to wonder, what does your wife do all day? It might seem that your wife and the mother of your children spends most of the day […]

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When You Really Have To Go

I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you […]

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It’s Too Hot To Wear Clothes Today

With a heatwave occurring, I thought this might be the best time for a hot weather joke. “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today”, he said as he stepped […]

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The Bear Family

One lovely sunny morning in the big forest, the Bear family is just waking up. The warmth of the sun shining through their bedroom windows has been strong enough to […]

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A Visit To The Gynecologist

A visit to the gynecologist is never a pleasant experience I’m sure. As a man I can only equate it as being similar to having a prostate exam or maybe […]

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First Day At Elementary School

William was really excited about his first day at elementary school. The problem was though that he was so excited, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized […]

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Sheila’s Accident In The Bathroom

Sheila, an Australian housewife, had an accident in the bathroom one day when she got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over […]

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On A Date

The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a […]