Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
The Best Funny Bathroom Jokes
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Have you ever stopped to wonder, what does your wife do all day? It might seem that your wife and the mother of your children spends most of the day idle, unless she has a job and is working of course. However, while it might be true in some cases, […]
If you want to know what it’s like to be married for 20 years, have a read of this. If you have been married for 20 years, it’s quite likely that you can identify with this. A woman went upstairs and noticed that her husband was standing on the bathroom […]
I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
With a heatwave occurring, I thought this might be the best time for a hot weather joke. “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today”, he said as he stepped out of the shower. “It’s 95 degrees outside and as sticky as a tropical jungle!” Standing there in the bathroom […]
One lovely sunny morning in the big forest, the Bear family is just waking up. The warmth of the sun shining through their bedroom windows has been strong enough to wake everyone from their slumbers. Baby Bear crawls out of bed, goes to the bathroom, then he goes downstairs and […]
A visit to the gynecologist is never a pleasant experience I’m sure. As a man I can only equate it as being similar to having a prostate exam or maybe having a tooth filled. Anyhow, this story about a visit to the gynecologist is fairly old now I’m sure, but […]
William was really excited about his first day at elementary school. The problem was though that he was so excited, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, William raised his hand politely to ask the teacher if […]
Sheila, an Australian housewife, had an accident in the bathroom one day when she got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and ended up suctioned fast to the floor. She yelled out for […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh out of the shower and I was standing completely naked in front of the full length mirror in the bedroom, looking at the imperfections in my body, when […]
The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her in a nice way […]
Have you heard the story about the drunk in the bathroom? A drunk middle-aged man, who had knocked back a few beers in the pub that evening, got up from the bar and staggered off to the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream was heard from […]