If you want to know what it’s like to be married for 20 years, have a read of this. If you have been married for 20 years, it’s quite likely that you can identify with this. A woman went upstairs and noticed that her husband was standing on the bathroom […]
The Best Funny Bathroom Jokes
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I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
William was really excited about his first day at elementary school. The problem was though that he was so excited, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, William raised his hand politely to ask the teacher if […]
Sheila, an Australian housewife, had an accident in the bathroom one day when she got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and ended up suctioned fast to the floor. She yelled out for […]
“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
Have you heard the story of the drunk in the bathroom? A drunk middle-aged man gets up from the bar, and staggers off to the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through […]
One day, little Johnny blows up a balloon, and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he is liable to break something, but little Johnny just carries on flicking his balloon all around the house. “Johnny!” his mother screams […]
Being really frustrated with the mess that was made daily in the men’s restroom, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: “Think!” The next day, when he went to the men’s restroom, he looked at the sign, and right below it, […]
Ever since she was a little girl my wife’s daughter had this habit of looking in the bathroom cabinet any time she went to visit family or friends. When she was really young she would usually either blurt out afterwards “their toilet is clean it’s ok to go in there […]
This just might be the best short joke of the year! A 3-year-old boy and his Mom were in the bathroom, and the small boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath… “Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet dear”, she replied.
