Jokes tagged as:  Bartender Jokes

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Here is a collection of bartender jokes for you.

The bartender is the person you are most likely to come into contact with at any bar or pub, and since drinking alcohol can make you drunk, there are lots of drinking jokes and jokes about getting drunk feature bartenders.

String

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]

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Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the bartender. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can […]