Roger walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?” Roger says, “Oh, I want them […]
Jokes tagged as: Bartender Jokes
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The Irish Intelligence Agency lost track of one of its secret agents, so they call in their top spy hunter to try and locate him. The head of the Agency says to the spy hunter, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he is […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]
A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar. So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can […]
Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are […]
There was a coal mine in a small town that completely collapsed. A few days later, one of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole for a beer. The bar was empty, except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar. […]
A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]
A drunk middle-aged man gets up from the bar, and staggers off to the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why […]
“Oh my God, bejesus! What on earth happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly, as he hobbled into his local pub on a crutch, with one arm in a cast. “I got in a tiff with O’Riley,” Kelly sheepishly responded. “O’Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said, surprised. […]
