A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar. So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can […]
Jokes tagged as: Bartender Jokes
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Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are […]
There was a coal mine in a small town that completely collapsed. A few days later, one of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole for a beer. The bar was empty, except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar. […]
A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]
A drunk middle-aged man gets up from the bar, and staggers off to the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why […]
“Oh my God, bejesus! What on earth happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly, as he hobbled into his local pub on a crutch, with one arm in a cast. “I got in a tiff with O’Riley,” Kelly sheepishly responded. “O’Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said, surprised. […]
A man who is obviously as drunk as a skunk, walks into the front door of a bar. He staggers up to the bar, somehow manages to seat himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it […]
A pirate goes into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stare at him, but are afraid to say anything, after all he is a pirate. Finally, the bartender plucks up the courage to ask the pirate: “hey, you know you got a wheel on your […]
A man with no arms walked in to a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender stared at him, thinking that he looked rather unusual, but then decided this was rather rude, so he poured the man a beer and placed the foaming glass in front of […]
