So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?” The man replied, “He’s […]
The Best Funny Bartender Jokes
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This is our collection of the very best funny bartender jokes and there are some great bartender jokes here waiting for you.
The bartender is the person you are most likely to come into contact with at any bar or pub, and since drinking alcohol can make you drunk, there are lots of drinking jokes and jokes about getting drunk feature bartenders.
See also our collection of Barman Jokes. You will find some great funny jokes there too.
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This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her with lust in his eyes, then called the bartender over and ordered her a drink. It didn’t take […]
A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
A man walked into a bar, pulled up a stool, called the bartender over and ordered a shot of whisky. He gulped it down and then peeked into his shirt pocket. A few minutes later he ordered another shot of whisky, gulped it down and again peeked into his short […]
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Can I have a glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? I’ve never heard of it”, the bartended replied. “Surely you have?” the man responded. “No, really, we don’t stock it”, the bartended replied. “What is it? Some kind […]
An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away washing glasses, was really surprised when he saw the gorilla walk in and take his seat at the bar. He was so astonished to see a […]
A drunk goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and calls out, “Drinks for everyone, and one for you too”. The bartender serves everyone in the bar, including himself. “That will be fifty dollars, please”, he says to the drunk. “I don’t have any money”, the drunk says. […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender did a double take and said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he had […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started mate?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me […]
So a man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash. The bartender sees him and calls out, “Hey! You can’t bring a dog into a bar. Get out of here!” The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But sir, this isn’t […]