The bartender is the person you are most likely to come into contact with at any bar or pub, and since drinking alcohol can make you drunk, there are lots of drinking jokes and jokes about getting drunk feature bartenders.
An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
A drunk goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and calls out, “Drinks for everyone, and one for you too”. The bartender serves everyone in the bar, including himself. “That will be fifty dollars, please”, he says to the drunk. “I don’t have any money”, the drunk says. […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
An Irishman who looks like he is getting on a bit in years walks into a pub in Dublin, where he orders three pints of Guinness. He then sits at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he finishes […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if he was crazy, “What started?! What are you talking about?!” “I don’t have time for questions, just give me the […]
A man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash. The bartender sees him and calls out, “Get out of here with that dog!” The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But this isn’t just any dog … this dog can play […]
An Irish oil worker is on a job in the frozen north of Alaska. It’s forty below zero one winter night and Patrick is as usual drinking at his local saloon. The bartender says to him, “Patrick, you owe me quite a bit on your tab, it’s starting to build […]
Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one Charlie, I just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really? […]
A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink. He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?” The […]