Jokes tagged as:  bartender

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Thirsty Man

A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]

String

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]