Jokes tagged as:  Bartender Jokes

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Here is a collection of bartender jokes for you.

The bartender is the person you are most likely to come into contact with at any bar or pub, and since drinking alcohol can make you drunk, there are lots of drinking jokes and jokes about getting drunk feature bartenders.

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Two Shots

Roger walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?” Roger says, “Oh, I want them […]

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Thirsty Man

A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]