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The Best Funny Bartender Jokes
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This is our collection of the very best funny bartender jokes and there are some great bartender jokes here waiting for you.
The bartender is the person you are most likely to come into contact with at any bar or pub, and since drinking alcohol can make you drunk, there are lots of drinking jokes and jokes about getting drunk feature bartenders.
See also our collection of Barman Jokes. You will find some great funny jokes there too.
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So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]
This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over […]
A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to […]
A man walked into a bar, pulled up a stool, called the bartender over and ordered a shot of whisky. He gulped it down and then peeked into his shirt […]
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Can I have a glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? I’ve never heard of it”, the bartended replied. […]
An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away washing glasses, was really surprised when […]
A drunk goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and calls out, “Drinks for everyone, and one for you too”. The bartender serves everyone in the bar, including […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender did a double take and said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did […]
An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at […]
A man walked into a bar and yelled out to the bartender, “Quick, give me a glass of beer, before it gets started!” The bartender looked at him as if […]