So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]
The Best Funny Barman Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny Barman Jokes for you here.
The barman is that person in a pub or bar who can make or break the whole experience, especially if you are sitting up at the bar and the place isn’t busy.
But when it comes to jokes and funny stories, the barman is always coming up with those funny comments and one liners, or very often is the one who gets to talk to the amazing number of different animals who seems to come into bars and pubs in jokes.
See also our collection of Bartender Jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection of funny barman jokes, and if so, please can you help us by sharing them with your friends. Thank you.
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So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, […]
Murphy was walking down the road towards Mulligan’s bar, when he was accosted by a nun who was standing on the step outside the bar. As Murphy was about to […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what […]
A man had been in hospital for 30 years when for no apparent reason, he suddenly woke up from his coma. After waking up, he got assessed by a team […]
Don’t you love it when you are caught unprepared and asked to buy tickets for the raffle. So, one evening, on his way home from work, Paddy popped into his […]
A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, ” Can I have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” […]
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. Knowing that this man, let’s call him Murphy, […]
As happens once in a while, and twice in a while if it’s a joke, the CIA loses track of one of its operatives. This time it was an Irish […]
A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or […]
