So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?” The man replied, “He’s […]
The Best Funny Barman Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny Barman Jokes for you here.
The barman is that person in a pub or bar who can make or break the whole experience, especially if you are sitting up at the bar and the place isn’t busy.
But when it comes to jokes and funny stories, the barman is always coming up with those funny comments and one liners, or very often is the one who gets to talk to the amazing number of different animals who seems to come into bars and pubs in jokes.
See also our collection of Bartender Jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection of funny barman jokes, and if so, please can you help us by sharing them with your friends. Thank you.
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So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, but please just see the funny side of it, or imagine it the other way around. I have met some […]
Murphy was walking down the road towards Mulligan’s bar, when he was accosted by a nun who was standing on the step outside the bar. As Murphy was about to walk into the bar, the nun, who turned out to be a Sister Marie, called out to him: “Surely a […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what they were doing, bringing in their own food to eat instead of buying food from the bar, the barman walked […]
A man had been in hospital for 30 years when for no apparent reason, he suddenly woke up from his coma. After waking up, he got assessed by a team of specialists, who agreed that his medical condition was stable and he would be able to go home. A few […]
Don’t you love it when you are caught unprepared and asked to buy tickets for the raffle. So, one evening, on his way home from work, Paddy popped into his local pub for a drink. The barman poured him a pint of Guinness and asked him if he wanted to […]
A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, ” Can I have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on a minute, you’re a duck!” “I see your eyes are working”, the duck replies. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. […]
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. Knowing that this man, let’s call him Murphy, gets really obnoxious when he is drunk, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you are way too drunk for me […]
As happens once in a while, and twice in a while if it’s a joke, the CIA loses track of one of its operatives. This time it was an Irish spy, so they called in one of their top spy hunters to try and locate him. The head of the […]
A man walked into a bar in Cork, in the south of Ireland and asked the barman, “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you going to be walking or driving?”, asked the barman. “Driving”, the man replied. “That’s definitely the quickest way”, the barman replied. Image used under a […]
