One evening, on his way home from work, Paddy popped into his local pub for a drink. The barman poured him a pint of Guinness and asked him if he wanted to be in a raffle. “What’s the raffle for?” asked Paddy. “It’s for a poor widow with 13 kids”, […]
Jokes tagged as: barman
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A blind man is sitting on a stool at the bar, and he has had a few beers already. He shouts out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy sitting next to him says, “Excuse me, but before you tell that […]
A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, ” Can I have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]
A drunken Irishman stumbles into the front door of a bar in Dublin and orders a Jameson’s whisky in a slurred voice. Knowing that this man, let’s call him Murphy, gets really obnoxious when he is drunk, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you are way too drunk for me […]
