Jokes tagged as:  barman

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Turtle

A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]