A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running down the road in the last few minutes?” “No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?” “The lousy […]
The Best Funny Barber Jokes
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A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut a few days prior to going on a trip to Rome. He eagerly mentioned his trip to his barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re […]
Have you ever been for a close shave at the barber’s shop? A man entered a barber shop and asked the barber if he could give him a shave. While the barber was foaming him up, the man mentioned the problems that he has getting a close shave around the […]
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
A young boy walks into a barbers shop, and the barber, on seeing him come in, whispers to the customer whose hair he is cutting, “This has to be the dumbest kid in the world, watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one […]
You have to love Italian Americans and the way they think and talk. This is the story of an Italian trip. It’s an old one but it’s a good one, in fact we think it’s hilarious. It’s even funnier it you can read it in a New York or New […]