The Best Funny Barber Jokes

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A trip to the barber shop is a necessity for most men, unless you are a cheapskate like me and trim your own hair at home of course.

The barber shop is one of the main centres of gossip in the male world. It’s also a place where you often hear the best jokes and funny stories from other customers.

Here is a selection of funny barber shop jokes for you.

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Bald Patch

Now in his mid thirties, Roger had become increasingly frustrated about his hair receding and most of all the fact that he was developing a bald patch. So when he […]

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The Barber Shop

A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man […]

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Texan In A Barber Shop

A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber […]

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Haircut

A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut a few days prior to going on a trip to Rome. He eagerly mentioned his trip to his […]

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A Close Shave At The Barber Shop

Have you ever been for a close shave at the barber’s shop? I haven’t personally either, but often wondered what the experience would be like. So a man entered a […]

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The Barber Shop

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers […]

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The Florist And The Barber

One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m […]

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Barbers Shop

A young boy walks into a barbers shop, and the barber, on seeing him come in, whispers to the customer whose hair he is cutting, “This has to be the […]

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Italian Trip

You have to love Italian Americans and the way they think and talk. This is the story of an Italian trip. It’s an old one but it’s a good one, […]