A barber ran out of his barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excues me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running by here in the last few minutes?” “No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?” “The lousy cheat […]
The Best Funny Barber Jokes
A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut prior to going on a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to his barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to […]
A man enters a barber shop and asks the barber for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, the man mentions the problems that he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “Now, I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from […]
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
A young boy walks into a barbers shop, and the barber, on seeing him come in, whispers to the customer whose hair he is cutting, “This has to be the dumbest kid in the world, watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one […]
This is the story of an trip that an Italian American couple from New York took by train from Grand Central Station to Florida. This was a really special trip for them, the trip of a lifetime, because it was their honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with […]