This is another of those hilarious funny top ten lists, You Know You Are A Bad Cook When… I wonder how many of these you can identify with or have personally experienced. You Know You Are A Bad Cook When You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You […]
The Best Funny Barbecue Jokes
To all the ladies reading this, I’m sure you know how hard it is to find the perfect gift for the special man in your life. As a man, I know it’s very often hard to find the perfect gift to please your woman, but this dilemna does work both […]
The office Christmas party can be a joyous affair, I have been to a few like that, but it can also be totally ruined by different minority groups who never seem to be happy, no matter what is decided. Below is the HR correspondence regarding one such party, the plans […]
Two cannibals were talking one day about food. The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem […]
At a neighborhood barbecue party, a couple were chatting with some guests when the topic of marriage counselling came up. The wife very pompously commented to the other guests, “Oh we will never need marriage counselling. My husband and I have an excellent relationship”. In response to the stares and […]
I was recently assigned to a new primary care physician. After two visits and some pretty exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?” He […]
As the weather is warming up and summer is just around the corner, barbecueing season is on us once again. There is nothing quite like the smell of meat cooking on the barbecue on a hot sunny summer day, don’t you agree. Oh, and a bottle of beer in your […]