So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]
The Best Funny Bar Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of funny bar jokes.
Your friendly neighborhood bar or pub is the location for some of the best jokes, especially when it involves drinking.
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This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over […]
A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, […]
The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man […]
Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker […]
A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to […]
A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”. […]
Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold […]
Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]
A man walked into a bar, pulled up a stool, called the bartender over and ordered a shot of whisky. He gulped it down and then peeked into his shirt […]
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Can I have a glass of your finest Less, please”. “Less? I’ve never heard of it”, the bartended replied. […]
An Australian walked into a pub and stood there at the bar, happening to stand there beside a Scotsman. The two of them got chatting, as you do when you […]