Jokes tagged as:  Bar Jokes

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Your friendly neighborhood bar or pub is the location for some of the best jokes, especially when it involves drinking. We hope you enjoy this collection of funny bar jokes.

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Big Woman

I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table. I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.” […]

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Ugly Woman

I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]

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Theree Mice In A Bar

Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]