A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?” The bartender said he did. “I’d like one, please,” the pig said. After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom. After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. […]
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A pirate walks into a bar, looking all beaten up and in a bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden […]
Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]
A pirate goes into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stare at him, but are afraid to say anything, after all he is a pirate. Finally, the bartender plucks up the courage to ask the pirate: “hey, you know you got a wheel on your […]
Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two. One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner racing last year.” The second horse replied, “That’s nothing! I made $1 million for my owner last year.” At that […]
A man walks into bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks what they would like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. “I see […]
Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]