Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
Jokes tagged as: bar
11 posts
A blind man is sitting on a stool at the bar, and he has had a few beers already. He shouts out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy sitting next to him says, “Excuse me, but before you tell that […]
The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are […]
A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?” The bartender said he did. “I’d like one, please,” the pig said. After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom. After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. […]
A pirate walks into a bar, looking all beaten up and in a bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden […]
Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]
A pirate goes into a bar with a wheel on his crotch. The customers all stare at him, but are afraid to say anything, after all he is a pirate. Finally, the bartender plucks up the courage to ask the pirate: “hey, you know you got a wheel on your […]
Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two. One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner racing last year.” The second horse replied, “That’s nothing! I made $1 million for my owner last year.” At that […]
A man walks into bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks what they would like to drink. The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and […]
A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck. “And I can see that you can talk!”, exclaims the barman. “I see […]