A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
The Best Funny baptist
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A little boy was walking home from church down a dirt road one Sunday afternoon, when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. “Hello,” said the little boy. “Hi,” replied the little girl. “Where are you going?” asked the little boy. […]
Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness while watching the comings and goings at the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into the brothel. Murphy turned to Patrick and said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ […]
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said to him: “Stop. Don’t do it. Please don’t jump off the bridge!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like […]
A blonde woman went to the post office to buy some special Christmas stamps for her Christmas cards. After having waited in line for absolutely ages, she finally got to the front of the queue and said to the clerk at the post office counter, “May I have fifty Christmas […]