A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set of vaccinations. The vet counted the puppies and for ready to give them their vaccinations, then he realised that the […]
The Best Funny Baptism Jokes
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Who doesn’t love baptism jokes or indeed any jokes to do with funny events that happen in church? Here at The Laughline we love baptism jokes and have a good selection here for you as well as a lot of other really funny religious jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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You know you are in a country church in the South of the USA when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the five thousand, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help […]
Ah an Irish Baptism, got to love this take on it. Before performing a baptism in Ireland, the local priest, Father Reilly approached Seamus and said to him solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are ye prepared for it?” “I think I am father”” Seamus replied. “My wife has made […]
Two little boys were playing church outside in the puddles after it had rained, while their mother watched them at play through her kitchen window. There had been a terrific thunderstorm with torrential rain and all the potholes in the streets and alleys were full of water. She watched in […]