The Best Funny Baptism Jokes

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Who doesn’t love baptism jokes or indeed any jokes to do with funny events that happen in church? Here at The Laughline we love baptism jokes and have a good selection here for you as well as a lot of other really funny religious jokes. We hope you enjoy them.


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Black Puppies

A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set […]

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Irish Baptism

Ah an Irish Baptism, got to love this take on it. Before performing a baptism in Ireland, the local priest, Father Reilly approached Seamus and said to him solemnly, “Baptism […]

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Playing Church

Two little boys were playing church outside in the puddles after it had rained, while their mother watched them at play through her kitchen window. There had been a terrific […]