During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a separate room under guard. After they finished emptying the safe and were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading […]
Jokes tagged as: Bank Jokes
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Outside a small, independent bank in Kerry in Ireland, a crowd was gathering, all of them customers of the bank who were anxious about their finances. It was the time of the great depression and the world’s economies were in a state of shambles, with the value of their investments […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked. “What did I tell you?” he asked. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that […]
A banker tells his client that a one million dollar investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responds, “About two thousand dollars!”
Donald Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” The cashier is a lovely friendly lady with an African American […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife drops by his office one day to join him for lunch. She walks through the lobby of the building, takes the elevator to the 9th floor, and makes her way along the corridor to his office. Imagine her […]
A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines which will enable customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. […]
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the entire Nigerian team has personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa. They said they just need: The Bank Account details of the soccer fans Their […]
A man wearing a balaclava over his head goes into a bank, aiming to rob it. The robber goes up to one of the cashiers, pulls out a gun, and demands that they hand over all of their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer […]
