Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
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A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines which will enable customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. […]
A man wearing a balaclava over his head goes into a bank, aiming to rob it. The robber goes up to one of the cashiers, pulls out a gun, and demands that they hand over all of their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer […]
