A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned over and said quietly to him, “I have just one question for you. I also have a daughter who is […]
The Best Funny Bank Jokes
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There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, who were in charge of the investigation and trying to prevent a fourth robbery, asks the nervous bank clerk, “Have […]
The bank robber walked up to the counter, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are geography!” The puzzled teller replied, “Excuse me, did you mean to say or you are history?” The robber said in an embarrassed voice, […]
Jenny’s mother decided that her daughter should get something practical for her 10th birthday, rather than just more toys. “How would you like it if we opened a savings account for you?” her mother suggested. Jenny was delighted, so when her brthday came around, she went with her mother to […]
Did you hear the story about Paddy’s donkey? Well, Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed that he would deliver the donkey to Paddy the following day. In the morning, the farmer arrived at Paddy’s place and told him, “Sorry Paddy, but I have some […]
During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a separate room under guard. After they finished emptying the safe and were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading […]
Outside a small, independent bank in Kerry in Ireland, a crowd was gathering, all of them customers of the bank who were anxious about their finances. It was the time of the great depression and the world’s economies were in a state of shambles, with the value of their investments […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked at what his daughter just said. “What did I tell you?” he asked. “You told me to put my money in […]
A banker told his client that a one million dollar investment would turn into a ton of money! So the the client asked the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responded, “About two thousand dollars!” Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixnio.com/objects/money-bills/money-coins-pictures/coins-bank-banking-currency-finance-coin-savings-cash
Donald Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” The cashier is a lovely friendly lady with an African American […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby of the building, took the elevator to the 9th floor, and then quietly made her way along the corridor to […]