A banker tells his client that a one million dollar investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responds, “About two thousand dollars!” 60 SHARES Share on Facebook Tweet Follow us Share Share Share […]
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Donald Trump walks into a local bank in New York to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?” The cashier is a lovely friendly lady with an African American […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife drops by his office one day to join him for lunch. She walks through the lobby of the building, takes the elevator to the 9th floor, and makes her way along the corridor to his office. Imagine her […]
A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines which will enable customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. […]
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the entire Nigerian team has personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa. They said they just need: The Bank Account details of the soccer fans Their […]
A man wearing a balaclava over his head goes into a bank, aiming to rob it. The robber goes up to one of the cashiers, pulls out a gun, and demands that they hand over all of their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer […]
