A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]
The Best Funny Bank Jokes
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The sky is the limit when it comes to bank jokes isn’t it. A bank is a place where you can deposit or withdraw your money, where you can go to get a loan or overdraft, or to arrange a mortgage on your house. A bank is also a place that is likely to be robbed.
We have hand picked some great bank jokes for you and we hope that you enjoy them. If you do, please help spread the word about our site by sharing them with your friends.
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There had been a series of bank robberies where the same man had robbed the same branch of the same bank three times in the last thirty days. The FBI, […]
The bank robber walked up to the counter in the bank, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are […]
Jenny’s mother decided that her daughter should get something practical for her 10th birthday, rather than just more toys. “How would you like it if we opened a savings account […]
Did you hear the story about Paddy’s donkey? Well, Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100. The farmer agreed that he would deliver the donkey to Paddy the […]
During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a […]
Outside a small, Irish independent bank in County Kerry in southwest Ireland, a crowd of people was gathering, all of them being customers of the bank who were anxious about […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you really gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?” her father said, somewhat shocked […]
A banker once told his client that his one million dollar investment would turn into a ton of money! So the the client excitedly asked the banker, “How much is […]
Donald Trump walked into a local bank in New York to cash a check, he was surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approached the cashier he said, “Good morning […]
Two accountants were waiting in the queue in a bank, when there was a bank robbery. Without warning, a gang of armed robbers burst into the bank foyer and ordered […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby […]