We are proud to have joke sections that many other humour sites don’t have and this is our collection of Bakery Jokes.
Normally when you think of a bakery you think of freshly baked bread, pastries, cakes or maybe doughnuts, am I right?
But in a bakery, whether it’s a small independent shop or the bakery counter at a supermarket, all sorts of strange and funny stories evolve.
Personally I am a bread-a-holic, so anything to do with a bakery sparks my interest. We do hope you enjoy these bakery jokes. Please share them with your friends if you do to help us to get noticed. Thanks.
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A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work evenings and weekends. She appeared to be perfect for the job, however she did have had one eccentric characteristic, which […]
Sally Ann was studying the origins of food in kindergarten. One day, she was with her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.” Then she asked her, “How […]
Here is a bit of kitchen wisdom for you, some great tips for helping to keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream […]
Rye bread. You either love it or hate it. Personally I love it. Actually I love any bread that’s full of seeds. Enough digressing though, this is a funny story about rye bread. Two old men, one aged 80 and the other aged 87 years young, were sitting on their […]
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