The Best Funny Bakery Jokes

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If you want Bakery Jokes we have Bakery Jokes for you. We are proud to have joke sections that many other humour sites don’t have and this is our collection of Bakery Jokes.

Normally when you think of a bakery you think of freshly baked bread, pastries, cakes or maybe doughnuts, am I right?

But in a bakery, whether it’s a small independent shop or the bakery counter at a supermarket, all sorts of strange and funny stories evolve.

Personally I am a bread-a-holic, so anything to do with a bakery sparks my interest. We do hope you enjoy these bakery jokes. Please share them with your friends if you do to help us to get noticed. Thanks.


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Three Cookies

Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t […]

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The Bakery

A prominent politician was pleased to hear that a bakery in a local town that he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. So, pleased as punch, he made […]

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A Duck Walked Into A Bakery

A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already […]

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The Blonde In The Bakery

We have a good blonde joke for you, it’s about the blonde in the bakery. Hope you enjoy this one. A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work […]

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The Origins Of Food

Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where […]

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Rye Bread

Rye bread. You either love it or hate it. Personally I love it. Actually I love any bread that’s full of seeds. Enough digressing though, this is a funny story […]