Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t notice what he did. He turned to Seamus and said, “Did you see that? Clever right? I bet you can’t […]
The Best Funny Bakery Jokes
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If you want Bakery Jokes we have Bakery Jokes for you. We are proud to have joke sections that many other humour sites don’t have and this is our collection of Bakery Jokes.
Normally when you think of a bakery you think of freshly baked bread, pastries, cakes or maybe doughnuts, am I right?
But in a bakery, whether it’s a small independent shop or the bakery counter at a supermarket, all sorts of strange and funny stories evolve.
Personally I am a bread-a-holic, so anything to do with a bakery sparks my interest. We do hope you enjoy these bakery jokes. Please share them with your friends if you do to help us to get noticed. Thanks.
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A prominent politician was pleased to hear that a bakery in a local town that he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. So, pleased as punch, he made time in his schedule to go to this bakery and order this special sandwich for his lunch. He was however […]
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
We have a good blonde joke for you, it’s about the blonde in the bakery. Hope you enjoy this one. A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work […]
Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where food came from and what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs […]
Here is a bit of kitchen wisdom for you, some great tips for helping to keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream […]
Rye bread. You either love it or hate it. Personally I love it. Actually I love any bread that’s full of seeds. Enough digressing though, this is a funny story about rye bread. Two old men, one aged 80 and the other aged 87 years young, were sitting on their […]