Nobody likes getting bad news, but who doesn’t love reading Bad News Jokes!
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. They just weren’t hitting it off […]
The Best Funny Bad News Jokes
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Nobody likes getting bad news, but who doesn’t love reading Bad News Jokes!
Those stories where people are asked “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?” are some of the funniest that have been thought up over the years.
Given the age of some jokes that I have come across, which were no doubt old when I was very young, I’m sure some of the good news bad news jokes are in that number.
As well as this collection of Bad News Jokes, don’t forget to look at our collection of Good News Jokes as well.
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. He didn’t know where he was at first, but then […]
Murphy went into his doctor’s office to get his annual medical examination results. The doctor looked at him and said, “Mr. Murphy. We have had the results of your medical examination back and I’m afraid they aren’t good. Please take a seat if you will”. Murphy sat down, just a […]
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that Charlie was dying, Daniel went to visit his best friend every day in the old folks home where they both […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
One day, God was up in Heaven, looking down at Earth and was horrified when he saw all of the horrible behavior that was going on. He couldn’t comprehend just how bad things had become, so he called one of his angels, and asked her to go to earth for […]
A painter asked the art gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display in the art gallery at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the art gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work […]
Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could help a couple who came to him to try and find a solution to their problems. The Browns came to […]
Not wishing to worry anyone of course, but these are some of the things that you might hear just before being made unemployed. Losing your job and being made unemployed is never fun. I know that only too well, having lost my job twice due to companies downsizing and without […]
One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”. The millionaire replied: “Well, Simon, I tell you what. I have had one heck […]
One day while Bob and Vivian were walking past the swimming pool at the mental hospital where they were patients, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end. He immediately sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Vivian promptly jumped in to save him. She swam right to […]