A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
The Best Funny Bacon Jokes
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Bacon! Now there’s a mouth watering subject and why not a great topic for some jokes too. This is our collection of bacon jokes and we hope you enjoy them.
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A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them in the farm house. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer […]
Are you ready for a bad joke? A really bad joke even? Ok, so there were three French Foreign Legionnaires who were walking through the desert under the baking hot sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days and they had plenty of food in their packs, but […]
A couple in their nineties were suffering with memory loss, both of them were frequently having problems remembering things, even just everyday things. Take my word for it, it’s no fun being forgetful. Now I’m not sure exactly what word that is, I forgot! But anyhow, where was I… During […]
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the breakfast special was posted up on the chalkboard, consisting of two eggs, bacon, hash browns and sausage for $2.99. “That sounds good”, my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs”. “I’m sorry Madam”, the waitress said, “I’ll have to charge […]
Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually did. Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, one over cooked egg, […]