A woman asks her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines, “It’s the Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asks if he would […]
There were three French Foreign Legionnaires walking through the desert under a baking sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days, and they had plenty of food in their packs. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went and came again. There were visions of swimming pools attended […]
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering la carte,” the waitress warned […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to breakfast one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and […]
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