A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
The Best Funny Bacon Jokes
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Bacon! Now there’s a mouth watering subject and why not a great topic for some jokes too. This is our collection of bacon jokes and we hope you enjoy them.
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A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared […]
Are you ready for a bad joke? A really bad joke even? Ok, so there were three French Foreign Legionnaires who were walking through the desert under the baking hot […]
A couple in their nineties were suffering with memory loss, both of them were frequently having problems remembering things, even just everyday things. Take my word for it, it’s no […]
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the breakfast special was posted up on the chalkboard, consisting of two eggs, bacon, hash browns and sausage for $2.99. “That sounds […]
Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the […]