A young mother went to see her doctor because she was worried about her new baby. “Doctor”, she said, “since I had my baby I can’t sleep at night. When I am in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls […]
Jokes tagged as: baby
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At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked if she could use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained to the blonde woman that the infant scale had been sent for repairs, but said that she could figure out the infant’s weight by […]
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first examination. After a few minutes, the doctor arrived, and proceeded to examine the baby. He checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked the woman if the […]
A mother camel and her baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not […]
A new mother went to the psychiatrist because she was worried about her baby. “Doctor,” she said, “Since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the […]
