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In Bed With Her Lover

A woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said to him, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, “pretend you’re […]