The Best Funny Attic Jokes

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Attic jokes, are they creepy or maybe just for people with lofty ambitions I wonder? This is our collection of attic jokes, funny stories about that space in the roof of the house where you might find valuable antiques, or a dead body, who knows. Enjoy.

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The Honeymoon Is Over

You know what it’s like guys, you get married, the little lady looks after you in every way, at least for a while. That’s when you know the honeymoon is […]

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House Cleaning

Arnold goes to see his supervisor who is in the front office at work. “Boss,” he asks, “I wondered if it would be possible to take tomorrow off. We are […]

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Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when they came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. They both looked at the ticket and […]