The curator of an art gallery once commissioned an artist to create a painting that depicted General Custer’s last thoughts at the Battle Of The Little Bighorn. Three weeks later, the artist turned up at the art gallery, with a large package, containing the painting. He unwrapped this in front […]
The Best Funny artist
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An artist had been working on a nude portrait of a woman for a long time. Every day, he woke up early and worked late and he was bringing perfection with every stroke of his paintbrush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and […]
One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted. So, she found a suitable artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex watch. “But you are not wearing any […]
The artist was painting a portrait of a gorgeous young woman and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model and the way that her seductive eyes appeared to look at him just kept distracting him. Finally, the urge to […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride) A gambler? (He cheats on you) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line) A trashman? (He dumps you) A clockmaker? (He two-times you) A pastry cook? […]