The Best Funny Arizona Jokes

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Arizona, home to the Grand Canyon and the Colorado River. It’s a land of deserts and it also borders Mexico, so naturally Arizona features in many jokes. We have some of the best Arizona jokes for you right here.

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The Mexican Maid

A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed […]

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A Plague Of Pigeons

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Have you ever had to deal with a plague of pigeons? Well, a few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in […]

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Penguin On Vacation

A penguin was on vacation and driving through Arizona when he noticed that the oil pressure light had come on. He got out of the car to look and sadly […]

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The English Cowboy

Here’s a good Wild West joke for you. Have you heard about the English cowboy? Well, an English man had wanted to be a cowboy ever since he was a […]

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You Know You Are From Arizona When

You know you are from Arizona when… You buy salsa by the gallon. Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and l00 paper bags. You think a […]

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The Bottle Of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a […]