The Best Funny Argument Jokes

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Arguments are practically the perfect ammunition for jokes, probably the best of all being the Monty Python Argument sketch. Welcome to our selection of argument jokes. Please enjoy them, don’t fall out over them.

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Early Morning Wake Up Call

Never trust your wife to give you an early morning wake up call after you have had an argument. Richard and Lynnette had been married for a few years and […]

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The Hotel Desk Clerk

One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help […]

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The Golfing Preacher

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. […]

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After The Argument

An elderly couple had a major argument, and as they drive home down a country road, there was total silence in the car, as neither of them wanted to concede […]

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Understanding Women

There a a lot of things that us men are good at, some of them we are usually better at than women, but one thing that I think most men […]

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Avoid Hiring An Irishman

A company had advertised an office vacancy and the boss was getting ready to interview the prospective candidated for the position. Murphy decided to apply for the job and reported […]

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Who Makes The Coffee?

Who Makes The Coffee in your house? A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do […]

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An Argument In The Cockpit

A plane leaves Los Angeles LAX International Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot joining him in the cockpit is Chinese. It’s the first time that they […]