Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with both of them starting them. After a few months of marriage it seemed like their lives were nothing but arguments, […]
The Best Funny Argument Jokes
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One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up from the table in a rage, said “And you are no good in bed either” and stormed out of the […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there. If the argument […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements […]
Mary and John were having yet another marital argument. Mary, obviously both mad and upset, was having a go at him. “John, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk to me once in a while?” “Huh?” John responded, clueless as to what was her problem. “Look around you!” she […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. “No he’s not”, little Johnny replied. “Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back. “No he’s […]
Two drunks were staggering home along the road, when one drunk looked up and said to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunken friend. “You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk said. They […]
Here’s a good story about a mother in law with attitude. A husband and wife had yet another really bad argument, the wife ended up really upset. So she called up her mother and said, “Harry fought with me again, I am moving out and coming to live with you”. […]
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout at his wife, “When I die, I will dig my way […]
The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well, when I am around you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. Everything is so crisp and clean in the Winter. And… don’t forget Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!” […]
I was having a big argument with my grandma the other day. One minute we were there having a lovely conversation, and then the topic turned to money and that’s when it all took off. “You only care about my inheritance”, she shouted at me. “It’s not that Grandma”, I […]
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a […]