Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. “No he’s not”, little Johnny replied. “Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back. “No he’s […]
Jokes tagged as: Argument Jokes
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Two drunks are staggering home along the road, when one drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk says. They began to argue […]
Here’s a good story about a mother in law with attitude. A husband and wife had yet another really bad argument, the wife ended up really upset. So she called up her mother and said, “Harry fought with me again, I am moving out and coming to live with you”. […]
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout at his wife, “When I die, I will dig my way […]
The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful, everything is so crisp and clean in the Winter. And don’t forget Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!” Spring continues with their […]
I was having a big argument with my grandma the other day. One minute we were there having a lovely conversation, and then the topic turned to money and that’s when it all took off. “You only care about my inheritance”, she shouted at me. “It’s not that Grandma”, I […]
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a […]
Never trust your wife to give you an early morning wake up call after you have had an argument. Richard and Lynnette had been married for a few years and were having some problems at home, the result being that they were giving each other the “silent treatment.” After yet […]
One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the […]
