Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with […]
The Best Funny Argument Jokes
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One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While […]
Mary and John were having yet another marital argument. Mary, obviously both mad and upset, was having a go at him. “John, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. […]
Two drunks were staggering home along the road, when one drunk looked up and said to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk […]
Here’s a good story about a mother in law with attitude. A husband and wife had yet another really bad argument, the wife ended up really upset. So she called […]
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard […]
The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well, when I am around you can build snowmen and the […]
I was having a big argument with my grandma the other day. One minute we were there having a lovely conversation, and then the topic turned to money and that’s […]
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally […]