The Best Funny Argument Jokes

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Arguments are practically the perfect ammunition for jokes, probably the best of all being the Monty Python Argument sketch. Welcome to our selection of argument jokes. Please enjoy them, don’t fall out over them.

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Fearsome Arguments

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout at his wife, “When I die, I will dig my way […]