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The Best Funny Appliance Jokes
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We have some great funny Appliance Jokes for you here.
There is always a good joke to be had when it comes to appliances. Whether it’s an appliance breaking down at the worst possible time, or someone having problems trying to install or use one, there is a story to be told and chances are it’s a good one.
What appliances cause you most problems? Is it the washing machine, dishwasher, fridge or freezer, or maybe the humble toaster.
We hope you enjoy these appliance jokes and please do share them if you do.
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