One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]
The Best Funny Apple Jokes
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Well a few years ago you would never have expected to find many apple jokes, except maybe the occasional one about Sir Isaac Newton and the apple falling on his head.
But now, there are apple jokes about Snow White and the witch, apple picking, cider and scrumpy and not forgetting everyone’s love or hate company and vendor of the iPhone, Apple!
We hope you enjoy this selection of apple jokes and please do share our posts if you like them. We would love to help more people to have some laughs, even if the jokes are really bad.
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