One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
The Best Funny Apple Jokes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his fortune. The old man sat back in his chair, fingered his expensive Italian suit jacket and said, “Well son, let me tell you…” So the old rich man told this story to the young man who just stood […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. “Son”, he said, “Because if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody […]
I recently joined a well known weight loss organisation with some friends and attended the weekly weight loss meeting. Nobody likes to be fat, least of all me and we had all agreed that over the holidays, we had put on a few too many pounds, so doing something to […]
Dieting over Christmas! It shouldn’t be allowed should it, or indeed anyone thinking seriously about dieting over Christmas surely can’t be looking forward to all the delicious food stuf that Christmas has to offer. I don’t know who originally wrote the dialogue below about Dieting Over Christmas, but it’s not […]
Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could help a couple who came to him to try and find a solution to their problems. The Browns came to […]
Have you ever wondered why the English language is so complicated? So many words that look similar are pronounced differently, and at the same time, many words that are spelled differently are pronounced the same. The reality is that over several millennia, the English language that we know today has […]
The artist was painting a portrait of a gorgeous young woman and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model and the way that her seductive eyes appeared to look at him just kept distracting him. Finally, the urge to […]
Arthur Benjamin loved to play practical jokes on people, but here he was stuck in the local hospital after an illness. Being fairly bored with life on the ward and going a bit stir crazy, he was desperate to play some kind of practical joke on the nursing staff. Just […]