The Best Funny Apartment Jokes

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Lots of people live in apartments (or flats as we call them in the UK) and they are a common location for jokes and funny stories.

If you are looking for apartment jokes, we have a selection here for you to enjoy.

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Bloody 5 Iron

Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man. The […]

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45th Birthday

My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and […]

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The Talking Clock

A drunk man was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led his guests to his bedroom, where to there surprise […]

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Overtime

Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of […]

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Release From The Mental Hospital

A patient was being reviewed for possible release from the mental hospital. At his interview, when they asked him what he would do if he was released, he replied, “I […]

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The Wolf Man

The Wolf Man came home one day, tired after a really long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asked. “Listen! I don’t want to talk about […]

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The Poker Game

Six Jewish men from New York who had retired and moved to Boca Raton in Florida, were playing poker in the condo clubhouse. The stakes are getting higher, until Meyerwitz […]