Next time you take a girl home for the first time, think carefully about how you unlock the door to your place. I know it sounds kind of weird, but […]
The Best Funny Apartment Jokes
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A Jewish grandmother was giving directions to her grandson who was on his way to visit her with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. […]
A blonde woman suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She then heads over to his apartment and to her surprise, […]
A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”. So […]
A woman was becoming worried about her next door neighbour, who was an elderly widow, because she hadn’t heard anything from her apartment in a few days. Concerned about her […]
There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing […]
Angus was a young Scotsman who decided to see what it would be like to live in Australia. He flew out to Sydney, where he found himself an apartment in […]
To prepare for his big date with a hot blonde, the young man decided to go sunbathing in the nude on the roof of his apartment building, to try and […]
Helen inquired of the private detective that she had hired, “So, did you trail my husband last night?” “Yes madam, I did”. “And what happened?”, Helen asked him, naturally curious […]
The Irish Intelligence Agency lost track of one of its secret agents, so they call in their top spy hunter to try and locate him. The head of the Agency […]
Douglas Manson is dying. He is lying on his deathbed, knows that the end is near, and the time has come to make his last wishes known. His nurse, his […]
The story below is an example of what all of us will probably have to look forward to when we start getting on in age, when we have to move […]