Margaret and Janet were old friends and they had both been married to their husbands for a long time. One day, Margaret and Janet were talking and Margaret said that she was upset because she thought her husband didn’t find her attractive any more. “As I get older he doesn’t […]
The Best Funny Antique Jokes
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A famous art collector is walking through the city, when he notices a mangy looking cat who is lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. The art collector does a double take, when he recognizes that the saucer is extremely old. It’s a very valuable collectors […]
Dianne and Marjorie were old friends. They had in fact they had been friends for many years and both of them have been married to their husbands for a very long time. One day, Dianne went to visit Marjorie and confided in her that she was upset because she thought […]
Have you ever had a job as a house cleaner? When I was in my last year at high school, I got a part time job which was cleaning the elegant home of an elderly couple. They had a large collection of antiques and strange items from around the world, […]
Here are some funny real classified ads that didn’t quite work! We thought these were really funny and hope you do as well. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is […]
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. After the community sing song, which was led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the Show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “I will […]
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
Antique tables make great gifts don’t they, but sometimes it’s hard to find what the style of antique table that you are looking for, or if you do the asking price is out of your range. So why not drop by this great store out in the boondocks that is […]