Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
The Best Funny Anniversary Jokes
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This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and […]
Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town that they […]
The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked. “Not really”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she responded. “Well, how about […]
During the banquet that was held to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, Bob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Bob, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”, […]
Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to […]
A married couple who were both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them on their many happy years together, and she granted them each one a wish. The wife thought for a few minutes, and then said to the […]
I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it’s one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but as we have now reached the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War, I think it’s an […]
A man was reading the wanted ads and saw one about a Ferrari that was for sale. It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new,” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00.” He laughed to himself, and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another mistake.” But he decided […]
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary at a fancy restaurant, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening. “Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little […]