Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were two shiny, […]
The Best Funny Amish Jokes
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a police officer. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, ok, thank you […]