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The Best Funny Amish Jokes

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The Amish are an interesting religious sect don’t you think?

Living in a time-warp, without modern technology (except when it suits them) and with some fairly strange beliefs and a very patriachial society as well.

If you have never seen them, it’s a real head turner to see them in their “old fashioned” clothing and driving around in their horse drawn carriages, but to many people living in Pennsylvalia or Northern Indiana, it’s just another part of daily life.

Anyhow, enough of my rambling on. Here are some Amish jokes for you to enjoy.

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Technology Jokes

Shopping Mall

Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were two shiny, […]

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Religious Jokes

How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles […]

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Law Enforcement Jokes

Amish Lady

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a police officer. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, ok, thank you […]