The Best Funny Amish Jokes

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The Amish are an interesting religious sect don’t you think?

Living in a time-warp, without modern technology (except when it suits them) and with some fairly strange beliefs and a very patriachial society as well.

If you have never seen them, it’s a real head turner to see them in their “old fashioned” clothing and driving around in their horse drawn carriages, but to many people living in Pennsylvalia or Northern Indiana, it’s just another part of daily life.

Anyhow, enough of my rambling on. Here are some Amish jokes for you to enjoy.

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