A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]
The Best Funny American Jokes
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On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in the same compartment. The American had been looking at the Englishman for a while as they travelled through the English […]
One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour of Europe and were traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide showed them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that on […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and language. Many Italian Americans also claim to eat “Mommas Home Cooking” but many dishes are more American than Italian, take […]
It was a hot summer day and the Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along the beach, couldn’t understand why the Irishman was just lying there doing nothing. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” the American […]
A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, she was constantly complaining. Nothing was ever right for her. You know the kind of person I mean, […]
Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, I know I have more than once. Sometimes, when you just have to go, there […]
An American, an Englishman and an Israeli were sitting drinking in a bar and indulging in a bit of boasting about their ancestors. The American boasted, “One of my ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence way back in 1776”. The Englishman spoke up and boasted, “That’s nothing. One of my […]
An American tourist who was visiting Canada decided to celebrate the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, was arrested and was later hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]