The Best Funny American Jokes

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We have a great collection of American Jokes for you on The Laughline.

America, American people, the USA in particular, being so large and with such a varied population, has been the topic of many jokes over the years.

Of course, the biggest jokes of them all, Donald Trump, has beaten all previous records, by being the subject of probably more jokes than any person in the history of the world. He almost certainly has more jokes told about him than God & Jesus and The Pope put together. What a record!

Well, we have quite a collection for you to wade through and we hope you enjoy them.

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On Vacation In The Holy Land

A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, […]

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A Train Journey From London To York

On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in […]

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What Does It Mean To Be British

One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, […]

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Sightseeing Tour

A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour of Europe and were traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small […]

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Italian Americans

Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and […]

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The Irish Fisherman

It was a hot summer day and the Irish fisherman was lying lazily beside his boat on the beach, smoking a pipe. A wealthy American businessman who was walking along […]

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The Blarney Stone

A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a […]

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African Adventure Holiday

Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised […]

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An American Tourist in London

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at […]

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The Declaration Of Independence

An American, an Englishman and an Israeli were sitting drinking in a bar and indulging in a bit of boasting about their ancestors. The American boasted, “One of my ancestors […]

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4th July In Canada

An American tourist who was visiting Canada decided to celebrate the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, was arrested and was later hauled into […]

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Deserted Islands

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French […]