The Best Funny American Football Jokes

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American Football, a very aptly named game because the ball is kicked very infrequently as compared with the game that most of the rest of the world calls “Football” where it’s against the rules to actually handle the ball.

Personally I do enjoy watching NCAA College Football, not so much NFL Professional Football, but the most anoying thing about American Football is that they want to change the name of the “real” game of football to “Soccer“. Just what does “Soccer” mean anyhow? I think they ought to change the name of American Football to “Handball” instead!

Anyways, back to the plot. Here are some American Football jokes and funny stories for you.