The Best Funny American Football Jokes

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American Football, a very aptly named game because the ball is kicked very infrequently as compared with the game that most of the rest of the world calls “Football” where it’s against the rules to actually handle the ball.

Personally I do enjoy watching NCAA College Football, not so much NFL Professional Football, but the most anoying thing about American Football is that they want to change the name of the “real” game of football to “Soccer“. Just what does “Soccer” mean anyhow? I think they ought to change the name of American Football to “Handball” instead!

Anyways, back to the plot. Here are some American Football jokes and funny stories for you.

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American Football Coach

An American football coach walked into the changing room before a football game. He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m really not supposed to let you play […]

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Alabama Lettuce

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they […]

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Footballer’s Wives

Harold had just finished eating his breakfast and as usual was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily newspaper. He came across an article about an actress who was […]

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First Football Game

Daryl had some friends come over from Europe and as a special treat he got tickets for them so that they could go to their first American Football game. He […]