One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it with water, he saw two big old eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket in a fright and […]
The Best Funny Alligator Jokes
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Everyone loves making fun of Penguins don’t they. Here is a great collection of funny penguin jokes. The poor old Penguin is always the subject of some joke or other. It’s really unfair in my opinion. I heard the other day that Penguins mate for life. That doesn’t really surprise […]
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so much bigger ‘n me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.” […]
An old Louisiana farmer had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted to do for a long time, but now that he was retired, he figured that he had the time and the money to do just that. The […]
Yesterday I went to see the doctor for my annual physical exam, and while I was there he asked me about the level of exercise I had on a regular day. “Well Doctor”, I began, “I do a lot of walking most days. Yesterday morning, for example, I waded along […]