The Best Funny Alligator Jokes

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This is a selection of alligator jokes, just a small part of our collection of almost 2,000 jokes, funny pictures and videos.
Allligators can be ornery and nasty as some folks know from experience, but as always there is a funny side to everything, hence these alligator jokes. We hope you enjoy them.

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The Watering Hole

One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it […]

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Making Fun Of Penguins

Everyone loves making fun of Penguins don’t they. Here is a great collection of funny penguin jokes. The poor old Penguin is always the subject of some joke or other. […]

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Louisiana Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp in Louisiana. The smaller alligator turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you kin be so […]

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The Old Lousiana Farmer

An old Louisiana farmer had owned a large farm in Louisiana for several years. Becoming a farmer was something that he had wanted to do for a long time, but […]

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My Annual Physical Exam

Yesterday I went to see the doctor for my annual physical exam, and while I was there he asked me about the level of exercise I had on a regular […]