We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]
The Best Funny Alcohol Jokes
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For the last annual company picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues on company property, we could have alcohol, but this was to be strictly limited to only one drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Image Source: Social Media
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was peach brandy. Now Feargus, who had been a member of his congregation for many years, would give the priest a […]
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he said to the group of young Mothers, “Having watched all of you for a while, I can tell you that […]
Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one Charlie, I just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really? […]
Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He carefully took off his shoes in the hallway to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he […]
A man was stopped by the police around 2am after they saw him staggering down the road while they were on patrol. The officer asked the man where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and […]
Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]
This morning while I was out for a walk in the park, I sat on a bench next to what looked like a homeless man. Curious about his physical condition and bedraggled looks, I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He told me his […]
Terry left work one Friday afternoon, but with it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the whole weekend partying with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck on booze and who knows what. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, reeking of alcohol, he was […]
Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi when a beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being somewhat a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone […]