Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]
Jokes tagged as: alcohol
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Terry left work one Friday afternoon, but with it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the whole weekend partying with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck on booze and who knows what. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, reeking of alcohol, he was […]
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river.
Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he […]