The Best Funny Alcohol Jokes

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I think most of us know only too well how drinking too much alcohol affects us. That’s probably why you hear so many funny stories about people getting drunk and funny alcohol jokes.

We have some really funny alcohol jokes here for you and hope you enjoy them. As always we hope that you will share our posts with your friends to spread the laughter.

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Drinking Alcohol At Work

We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or […]

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Company Picnic

For the last annual company picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues on company property, we could have alcohol, but this was to be strictly limited to only […]

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Peach Brandy

There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was […]

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Four Young Mothers

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. Having observed them for a while and read through his notes about them, he […]

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Pour Me A Stiff One

Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one Charlie, I just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how […]

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Staggering Home

Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He […]

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Stopped By The Police

A man was stopped by the police around 2am after they saw him staggering down the road while they were on patrol. The officer asked the man where he was […]

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Alcohol Warning

Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption […]

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The Alcoholic Rancher

An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, […]

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Homeless Man

This morning while I was out for a walk in the park, I sat on a bench next to what looked like a homeless man. Curious about his physical condition […]

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Partying With The Boys

Terry left work one Friday afternoon, but with it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the whole weekend partying with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck […]

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The Beggar

Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi when a beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being somewhat a professional, the […]