There was an old priest from a church in Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was peach brandy. Feargus, who had been a member of his congregation for many years, would give the priest a bottle of […]
Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one Charlie, I just had another fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie. “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really? […]
Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He carefully took off his shoes in the hallway to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he […]
Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]
Terry left work one Friday afternoon, but with it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the whole weekend partying with the boys, and spending his entire paycheck on booze and who knows what. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, reeking of alcohol, he was […]
Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he […]
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