Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
The Best Funny Albert Einstein Jokes
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The following are some little known quotes from the mothers of famous people in history: MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!” […]
The Jewish people do have a knack of coming up with some wonderful proverbs and other witty sayings. Here are some wonderful Yiddish proverbs: If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. The wise man, even when he holds his […]
Some years ago, the great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America and towards the end of the tour he was starting to really get tired or the daily lectures and meetings. “I am really sick and tired of all these meetings”, he moaned to his driver, […]
Albert Einstein died and as luck would have it, he found that he would be given a chance of getting into heaven. So he waited in line for a while at the Pearly Gates for someone to let him in and then finally Saint Peter turned up. Saint Peter said […]
Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be more than 140 years old if he were alive today. Many people have heard of Albert Einstein, but relatively few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At […]
Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being really generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate I think than it was back then. Are you ready? Ok, so […]