Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
Jokes tagged as: Albert Einstein Jokes
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The Jewish people do have a knack of coming up with some wonderful proverbs and other witty sayings. Here are some wonderful Yiddish proverbs: If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. The wise man, even when he holds his […]
The great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America, and was starting to feel the pace. “I am sick and tired of all these meetings”, he moaned to his driver, who had a shock of white hair and looked remarkably like the great man. “All I do […]
Albert Einstein dies and as luck would have it, he has a chance of getting into heaven. He waits in line for a while at the pearly gates for someone to let him in, and then finally Saint Peter turns up. Saint Peter says to him, “You look like Einstein, […]
Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 140 years old if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because […]
Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate. Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, “You look like […]
