The Best Funny Alabama Jokes

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If you are looking for Alabama jokes we have a good selection of funny jokes here for you.

Alabama, the southern state that is has cities like Birmingham (which sounds nothing like the British pronunciation) and Tuscaloosa, the University of Alabama with it’s slogan “Roll Tide Roll” and I believe a band named after the state, although I can’t quite recall their name!

We hope you enjoy this collection of Alabama jokes, and please leave us a comment if you have more for us to add.

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Effective Birth Control

So, there were these three girls who were getting married and they all met to discuss effective birth control at the marriage counselor’s office. Two of the girls were from […]

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Wives New Duties

Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the […]

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Breaking The Speed Limit

Have you ever been stopped by a state trooper for breaking the speed limit while you were driving? I know I have, several times because the cop snuck up on […]

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A Quick Guide To Where Drivers Come From

People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines […]

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Girl From Alabama

A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being […]

Hot Date

A man from Alabama went to a drug store, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me […]

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Alabama Lettuce

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they […]

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The Alabama Pastor Rumor

Have you heard about the Alabama Pastor rumor? Now there are often rumors about the clergy, especially in small towns down south, but this rumor certainly had a pastor in […]

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Christmas In The South

One Christmas Eve, an Englishman went to Alabama as he wanted to experience Christmas in the south. He was used to the usual white Christmases that you get in England […]

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The Supernatural Lecture

A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, […]

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Southern Women

Here are some interesting facts about Southern women. I bet you didn’t know a lot of them, but if you read on I’m pretty sure you will find you actually […]