A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
Jokes tagged as: Alabama Jokes
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A man from Alabama goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got me a hot date tonight an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna set me back?” The pharmacist responds; “A three pack of condoms is $4.99 with […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
When it was time for the Sunday sermon, an Alabama pastor stood up and instead of his regular sermon, he said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian […]
An Englishman went to Alabama as he wanted to experience Christmas in the south. He was used to the usual white Christmases that you get in England (well if you live in the north of England you do, but that’s another story). What he really wanted to experience was Christmas […]
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: “Yes, ma’am.” “Yes, sir.” “Why, no, Billy!” Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : “Y’all come back!” “Well, bless your heart.” “Drop by when you can.” “How’s […]
