Jokes tagged as:  Airport Jokes

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Anyone who has had to travel by plane and been to the airport knows just how easy it is to experience problems there. It’s no wonder there are lots of airport jokes. It seems that as well as problems with the weather and mechanical problems with the aircraft, the most stupid people seem to end up travelling by plane, and frankly many of them don’t have a clue.

So have a browse through our collection of airport jokes, which we hope make you chuckle and help to brighten up your day.

Do you have any funny stories about being at the airport? if so we would love to hear them. Just leave us a comment.

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Small Chinese Man

I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in. He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate […]

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Holy Water

Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with me”, said Paddy. The officer took the bottle, opened it and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey”, […]