Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he realized he had left his plane ticket on top of the dresser. Pleased with himself that he had allowed plenty […]
The Best Funny Airport Jokes
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We have the best funny Airport Jokes here for you to enjoy.
Anyone who has had to travel by plane and been to the airport knows just how easy it is to experience problems there. It’s no wonder there are lots of airport jokes. It seems that as well as problems with the weather and mechanical problems with the aircraft, the most stupid people seem to end up travelling by plane, and frankly many of them don’t have a clue.
So have a browse through our collection of airport jokes, which we hope make you chuckle and help to brighten up your day.
Do you have any funny stories about being at the airport? if so we would love to hear them. Just leave us a comment.
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Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom: “This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into […]
I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in. He walked up to the bar, stood right next to me and started drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, […]
If you like Irish Jokes and Catholic Jokes, here’s a good Holy Water joke for you. So Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with […]
Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage […]
There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home and while he was in the departure lounge at the airport waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked his friend Tom for being such a good host while he was staying at their house. “My room was great. […]
A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport. As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to […]
An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked the distressed Irishman what was wrong and if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me […]
You just never know what might be going on in the cockpit when you are up in the air and sitting back enjoying your flight in an airplane. These are just a few of the conversations between the cockpit and air traffic control that have been logged over the years. […]
I don’t know about you, but I always dread going through customs when I land after an international flight. There is always that fear of getting pulled aside and having to empty your bags isn’t there. It’s bad enough if you haven’t bought anything into the country that you didn’t […]