Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he […]
The Best Funny Airport Jokes
Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into […]
I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in. He walked up to the bar, stood right next to […]
If you like Irish Jokes and Catholic Jokes, here’s a good Holy Water joke for you. So Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large […]
Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in […]
There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home and while he was in the departure lounge at the airport waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked […]
A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport. As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at […]
An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked […]
You just never know what might be going on in the cockpit when you are up in the air and sitting back enjoying your flight in an airplane. These are […]
I don’t know about you, but I always dread going through customs when I land after an international flight. There is always that fear of getting pulled aside and having […]