Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]
Jokes tagged as: Airport Jokes
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I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in. He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate […]
Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with me”, said Paddy. The officer took the bottle, opened it and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey”, […]
Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage […]
There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home, and while he was in the departure lounge waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked his friend Tom for being such a good host. “My room was great. The food was terrific. You didn’t bug me. And, more […]
An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him what was wrong, and if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How […]
You just never know what might be going on in the cockpit when you are up in the air and sitting back enjoying your flight in an airplane. These are just a few of the conversations between the cockpit and air traffic control that have been logged over the years. […]
A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks, “Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?” “Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?” he replies. “Here’s the dilemma: I purchased for […]
